Earlier on did a good survey on some big project lets hope it goes well. 

Failed to be in a meeting today up and down, power water issues. 

"You too smart..  do I need to wear a tie?' :) fun moments.

These waiters ..  if the selection on the menu comes with tea/coffee how does the tea and coffee come as a separate item on the bill. I think that would be a tough question some guys would ask loudly if push came to shove. :)